The Purging Part 1

It is 3:17 in the morning.  I have been semi-conscious since 2:05 in the morning.  In between those unseen minutes, the synapses in my brain have been firing but not really getting anywhere.  My thoughts have led me to deciding whether I should make random statements about my past, my present, or even unknowable predictions about my future and what I have come up with is something that, in a way, may seem minor.  That subject is why did I write my book The Corporate Whore of Babylon?  So sit back, sip whatever beverage you may have at hand, and make up your mind about whether this was worth the mental strain or not.

On July 12, 2010, one day after my recently departed mother’s birthday, I found myself without a job.  At the time, I was 59 years old and felt that it would be a useless waste of time for someone of my age to look for another job.  One of the things that my mother left me at her death, was her laptop.  Now, I am someone who likes to read, so I decided that I would use any free time that I had to see if I could write a book.  The main reason for this decision was because the last time that I went through a long dry spell of unemployment, I almost went mad.  I made up my mind that I would not let time slip by and drag me down that road again.  Plus, my father had died in March of 2010 and have left me an IRA account of $50,000 and about a month later, I received a check from my stepmother for $35,000 as my portion of the sale of her house.  Figuring that I might be able to survive reasonably well on this money, and applying for unemployment insurance helped, I sat down and decided on the subject matter for my book.

At the time that I was stewing over ideas for my book, one of the persistent items in the media concerned the Mayan prediction for the end of the world in December of 2012.  Now, let me just state that I, for one, was not a “believer” in this New Age phenomenom.  I did, however, think that this would be a good jumping off spot and that the genre of the book should be a murder mystery.  I chose this genre because I thought that I could use my experience as a security guard, and in a more minor way, my military experience as a Voice Intercept Operator.  This is what inspired me to open my book with the lines,”To the Mayans, December 21, 2012 is considered the end of the world. Christians believe that no one knows the hour or the day of Jesus’ coming.  To the corpse of William Babble, who was neither a Mayan or a hardcore Christian, it made no difference.  William Babble, if he had been alive, would still not care….”

End of Part 1.

 

A Map of The World

The book A Map of the World by Zev Good is an anthology of short stories. All of the stories are centered in the South. The stories deal with various topics, some of which we may be familiar with through the media. These topics range from people’s reaction to a school shooting to a man who is dying and ponders the choices he has made in his life.

The stories are very well-written and the editing was excellent. The characters were relatable and the storylines were clear and interesting. I think the story I liked the most was Decoration Day. It is the story of a five-year-old girl who bonds with her widowed Vietnamese aunt. Tammy’s uncle Vernon had fought in Vietnam and married Kim there. The story compares the old Southern style of grieving for one’s loved one (shown by Tammy’s Southern aunts and mother) and the Asiatic style. It is an informative and sensitively written story.

I highly recommend this book. I believe it will appeal to everyone because each story has a hidden gem that will shine a light on some memory in our lives. If I were to use a rating system, I would give this 5 stars out of 5.

 

Ergophobia: A Fear of Work

Ergophobia
(Fear of work)

“Dew-w-w-w-ey!!! Get yer self down hyere! It’s supper-time!”
The shrill call of Dewey Linden’s mother was better than having an alarm clock. Even though Dewey was a heavy sleeper, his mother’s voice was such that he often told her that it could bring the dead back to life. Dewey had been taking his afternoon nap, as usual, and the call to supper, or any other meal, was a sure-fire way to make sure that Dewey’s daily need for nourishment was fulfilled. Although he didn’t consider himself obese, just well-fed, 200 pounds for a man of 21 years of age and 5’7” was, as his mother said, “healthy”. When he was a teenager, he had been fifty pounds heavier, but joining the high school wrestling team had helped him lose some of that weight. He still lifted weights almost every day whenever he was in the mood, but the summertime heat tended to cause him to lose interest.
“It’s ’bout time you got yerself outta bed. I don’t know why you gotta sleep so much. Maybe if you got yerself a job, you’d have a reason to sleep.”
“Ah, mom. I jest don’t feel like doin’ much when it’s hot like this.”
“Shoot, it ain’t that hot! You better get yerself out tomorrow and find yerself a job or I’ll kick yer butt outta this here house.”
“Don’t worry, I’ll look. Ya don’t have ta keep naggin’ at me.”
“Boy, watch yer mouth! I’m just concerned fer ya. The extra money wouldn’t hurt none either.”
Dewey was used to his mother’s threat to kick him out of the house if he didn’t get a job, but he couldn’t find a job that he really liked. He supposed that some people might consider him lazy, but he preferred to think of himself as choosy. Since he was 18 years old, he’d had twenty jobs. He lost most of them because he couldn’t stand working with other people. If he could find a job that paid well and didn’t have him dealing with a lot of people, Dewey would be happy.
Early the next morning, before his mother woke up, Dewey loaded up his beat-up Toyota with his fishing gear. He had gotten into this habit because of his mother’s constant harping about getting a job. He left the house just before dawn and drove a couple miles outside of the city limits to a spot that he remembered that his father used to take him to when Dewey was a kid. It was under a magnolia tree which grew on the bank of the Mississippi River. Dewey would set up his fishing pole, sit with his back to the tree and read the newspaper. He would be sure to read the Want Ads so that when he returned home, he could honestly tell his mother that he had looked for a job. In order to make his story more believable, Dewey would release any fish that he caught instead of taking it home with him. Dewey decided that if he brought his catch home, even if it would be contributing to the household, it would be better to not give his mother a chance to tell him that he was wasting his time.
Dewey had been at his fishing spot for twenty minutes when he came across an ad. It read:
Sales rep wanted. Minimum wage plus commission. Must have own transportation. Call 555-9555. Ask for Zeke Doumant.
Dewey thought hard about every sentence in the ad; he wanted to make sure that what the position was offering would fit into his own criteria. Since he had not got any bites on his line, he decided to put an end to his “work day” and go back into town and call about the job. When he arrived back in town, he went into the Newberry drug store, put a quarter into the pay phone and called the number from the paper. The phone on the other end rang twice before it was answered by a woman’s voice.
“Doumant Sales. How may I help you?”
“Yes, ma’am, may I speak to Mr. Zeke Doumant?”
“Is this in regards to the ad?”
“Yes, ma’am.”
“One moment, please.”
A pre-recorded music tape came on the line and before Dewey could identify the first song, he heard a click and a male voice said,
“This is Mr. Doumant. How may I help you?”
“Yes, sir, my name is Dewey Linden and I’m calling in refrence to your ad in the paper. May I ask what I would be selling?”
“Well, Mr. Linden, the job requires you to travel to various businesses and pitch various forms of printed matter to them. Now, before we go any further, may I ask, do you have your own vehicle?”
“Yes, sir, I do.”
“Very good. Why don’t you come on down and we’ll finish the interview and, hopefully, get the paperwork out of the way. Do you know where Hester Avenue is?”
“Yes, sir.”
“Alright. We are located at 1025 Hattiesburg Street, just around the corner from Hester. I’ll tell my secretary to expect you.”
“Thank you, sir.”
Dewey hung up the phone and went out to his car. He wasn’t exactly happy about what Mr. Doumant had told him about the job, but he decided that he had to fulfill his promise to be there. Maybe it wouldn’t be as bad as Mr. Doumant had said, but he had to make an honest effort to try, if for no other reason then to satisfy his mother’s expectations. Dewey soon arrived at the address he had been given and parked his car. He entered the building and asked the woman at the front desk for Mr. Doumant. She phoned into his office and then told Dewey to go on in. Mr. Doumant turned out to be a man who appeared to be in his fifties with a ring of white hair and rosy cheeks. Dewey was a couple inches taller than him but that was really irrelevant. Dewey sat in the chair that Mr. Doumant indicated to him and Mr. Doumant instantly started to ask Dewey some questions.
“Have you ever worked in sales before?”
“No sir.”
“What sort of educational background do you have?”
“Well, I graduated from Hattiesburg High School.”
“What sort of work experience have you had?”
“I’ve worked at Burger Barn during my senior year in high school. I’ve done some construction work, and I’ve worked as a bagger at the Piggely Wiggley.”
“I see. Are you available, if necessary, to work on weekends?”
“Yes sir.”
“Now, as I stated to you on the phone, this job entails that you call some businesses and try to sell them on advertising with our business. We are a small business that prints up fliers for local businessmen; we make our income from the amount of business that our sales representatives bring in. Do you think that you can handle that?”
“I believe that I can sir.”
“Good. Now, do you have any questions?”
“If I may, my job would be to come here, makes some phone calls to set up appointments, and then go to these appointments and pitch the benefits of having our company print up fliers for their businesses. Is that correct?”
“Yes, that is correct.”
“And for doing all of this, I get minimum wage plus commision, is that correct?”
“Yes, it is.”
“Alright. When would I start?”
“That’s what I like, a go-getter. I have a few more interviews today, but I should be able to let you know my decision by tomorrow. Do we have your phone number?”
“I’ll leave with your secretary, if that’s alright.”
“Very good. Thank you for coming in Mr. Linden.”
With the interview over, Dewey left the office, gave the secretary his name and telephone number and left. During the interview, Dewey had felt slightly uncomfortable. He had answered all of the questions without stuttering, but had felt some sweat form on his forehead. He sat in his car for a minute, looked at his watch to see what time it was, and seeing that it was time for lunch, he drove home. His mother was not home when he got there, so he made himself a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, poured himself a glass of iced tea and went to the living room and watched TV. After finishing his lunch, he went back out to the living room, turned off the TV and took a nap on the sofa. By the time that he had awakened from his nap, Dewey’s mother was home. He told her about his interview and that he would probably get the job. Just as he finished telling his mother this, the telephone rang. Dewey answered it. It was Mr. Doumant calling to tell Dewey that he had decided to hire him and expected him to come into work the next morning. Dewey’s mother was happy to hear that her son had finally gotten a job. She gave him a kiss on the forehead and then went into the kitchen to begin making dinner. In the meantime, Dewey began to think about what he had committed himself to; a job that required him to actually talk and persuade people to buy products that they probably didn’t need or want. He thought about the job all through dinner and even missed watching his favorite television show. By the time that he was ready for bed, Dewey had made up his mind.

“This is Dewey Linden. Could you let Mr. Doumant know that I am sick and will not be able to come into work today. Thank you very much.”
Dewey had decided that, even though it didn’t pay anything, the best job that he could cope with was working on ways to get out of working. His fishing pole was back in his car the next morning.

Dipsophobia (Fear of Drinking Alcohol)

Little Jennifer Lipton fought a daily battle against two demons: her father and mother. The reason that she saw her parents as demons was because every night after she went to bed, her parents would get drunk and argue. Jennifer’s defense against them was to hide under her bedsheets, close her eyes tightly and say to herself: “Please stop it! Please stop it!” until she managed to finally fall asleep. Because these fights between her parents would sometimes go on for hours, when Jennifer woke up to go to school, she would have to fend for herself by making her own breakfast, which was usually cold cereal, and her own lunch. Before she left to catch the school bus, she would go into her parents’ Continue reading

Dentophobia (Fear of Dentists)

“Jeremy Wallace, where are you hiding? Come out right now, young man! We do not have time for these games!”

Jeremy Wallace heard his mother’s yelling, but he remained stubborn. He refused to go to the dentist because his friends at school had told him horror stories about what went on there. Even though he was eight years old, he still believed in the Tooth Fairy. He preferred to believe that any problems that he had with his teeth could be solved by going to sleep at night and that when he woke up, the teeth would be taken care of and that he would find a dollar under his pillow. His mother had told him that that only applied to teeth that had come loose or fallen out, but he believed otherwise.

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Decidophobia (Fear of Decisions)

Ashley Southerly made her entrance onto the stage with a smile on her face as she paraded in front of the four judges. The spangles on her tiara and costume sparkled like an array of diamonds. Even though she had done this many times before, she still had the habit of looking for her mother in the crowd of other parents before focusing her total attention towards the panel of judges. At the ripe old age of four years, Ashley Southerly still relied on her mother’s encouragement at these pageants. Her mother had been entering her in beauty pageants since she was eighteen months old, but Ashley had never

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The Kidnapping

A Brief Preface

I believe that dreams can be one of three things. The first kind of dream is the prophetic type which usually occur in many famous works of fiction. The second type of dream is symbolic, which is liberally seen in the works of the master artist Salvador Dali. The third, and final, type is the one that I like to call “a mishmash of one’s daily tensions used as a relieve valve”. The following short story is a mixture of the last two. All characters and locations are real up to a point. The characters are real, but their names have been changed just for the heck of it. As for the locations, well, I admit that I’m winging it. Enjoy!

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Cyberphobia (Fear of Computers)

The early morning sunlight made an attempt to break through the heavy fog in the redwood forest. The birds on the branches would occasionally call out to each other. Every now and then a pine cone would fall to the forest floor and dully thud on the wet earth. A doe and her fawn searched along the lower shrubbery for their morning meal. The silence was broken by a slight twang as an arrow flew towards the unsuspecting animals. The doe felt the breeze of the arrow as it narrowly missed her; she looked up and, with her fawn in tow,

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